Terms of Uselessness

$UCC (Useless Crying Cat) is a cryptocurrency token that serves absolutely no purpose. It has zero utility, zero roadmap, and zero chance of making you rich. It exists purely to be useless and make people cry (tears of laughter, hopefully).

By purchasing, holding, or even looking at $UCC, you acknowledge that you're participating in the most honest crypto project ever created.

• We promise absolutely nothing
• We will deliver exactly what we promise (nothing)
• No roadmap to the moon, only tears to the ground
• No utility will ever be added (that would ruin everything)
• No partnerships, no developments, no progress
• Just vibes, memes, and crying cats

WARNING: $UCC is designed to be financially useless. By purchasing $UCC, you agree that:

• You may lose all your money (probably will)
• This is not financial advice (it's financial comedy)
• We are not responsible for your poor life choices
• DYOR (Do Your Own Research, then cry about it)
• Past performance indicates future uselessness

Only invest what you can afford to lose while laughing about it.

Our community is built on uselessness and tears:

• Be useless, but be kind
• Cry together, laugh together
• No shilling other "useful" projects
• Embrace the meaninglessness
• Share memes, not financial advice
• Remember: we're all here for nothing

All $UCC branding, logos, and crying cat imagery are as useless as the token itself. Feel free to use them for memes, but please don't use them to create something useful - that would go against everything we stand for.

We reserve the right to update these terms whenever we feel like it, or never. We might forget we even have terms. That's how useless we are. Check back occasionally, or don't - it doesn't matter.

If you have questions about these terms, you can reach us at:

Email: support@uselesscryingcat.com

(We may or may not respond. We're pretty useless at customer service too.)