Roadmap to Nowhere
Our comprehensive plan to achieve absolutely nothing
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Unlike other crypto projects with ambitious roadmaps to the moon, we're proudly heading straight to nowhere. Here's our detailed plan to remain completely useless.
Phase 1: Maximum Uselessness Achieved ✅
Q4 2024 - COMPLETED
- Create the most useless token ever
- Launch with zero utility
- Make everyone cry (mission accomplished)
- Build community of fellow useless beings
- Perfect the art of doing nothing
Phase 2: Maintaining Uselessness 🔄
Q1 2025 - IN PROGRESS
- Continue providing zero value
- Resist all attempts to add utility
- Expand crying cat meme collection
- Host "Uselessness Awards" ceremony
- Create more ways to achieve nothing
Phase 3: Advanced Uselessness 📅
Q2-Q3 2025 - PLANNED
- Launch "Useless University" (teaches nothing)
- Create NFT collection of crying cats (equally useless)
- Partner with other useless projects
- Develop "Cry-to-Earn" mechanism (earn tears)
- Host first annual "Useless Convention"
Phase 4: Things We'll Never Do ❌
NEVER - GUARANTEED
- Add any actual utility
- Create a real use case
- Make holders rich
- Solve any real-world problems
- Stop being useless
0%
Progress Made
100%
Uselessness
∞
Tears Shed
404
Utility Found